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Although Picking Gerry Ferraro Was A Bold Move For Mr.
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Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr. Mondale, an even bolder
one would have been to pick Jane Wyman.
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Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
The congressional district Gerry Ferraro represents is the one Archie Bunker supposedly lives in.
We're glad Fritz Mondale didn't pick Edith....
Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
One thing's sure about the upcoming vice presidential candidates' debate
Unlike Mr. Nixon in 1960, Gerry Ferraro won't lose votes because she has 5 o'clock shadow....
This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
Mr. Mondale and Mr. Reagan have agreed to at least one debate.
So far, however, there's no word on whether any voters have agreed to listen....