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The Congressional District Gerry Ferraro Represents Is The One Archie Bunker Supposedly Lives In.
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The congressional district Gerry Ferraro represents is the one Archie Bunker
supposedly lives in. We're glad Fritz Mondale didn't pick Edith.
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Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr.
Mondale, an even bolder one would have been to pick Jane Wyman....
This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd change into a decent frog disguise.