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• The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
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• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
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• As we get it, GOP strategy will be to depict Ms. Ferraro as a candidatette.
• As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives, conserveratives and conservistatives.
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