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As we get it, GOP strategy will be to depict Ms. Ferraro as a candidatette.
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Lots of women were in the GOP convention spotlight.
They were the ones wearing name tags that said, "Hi! My name isn't Gerry Ferraro....
As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives, conserveratives and conservistatives.
To people who say women shouldn't work outside the home, Ms.
Ferraro can say, "I won't be. I'll be vice president, remember?...
Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
Vice president has such a nice ring to it," says Ms.
Ferraro. Further evidence she's got a lot to learn about how government works....
I've put my share of criminals behind bars," Ms. Ferraro said.
Did she sponsor a program for folks in jail to learn to be bartenders?...
Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....
My parents are so in love with each other it is sickening," says Ms.
Ferraro's daughter, Donna. But can their marriage withstand Mr....
Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in American history.
We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A Naturalizer, maybe?...