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• In nominating Mr. Reagan, Senator Laxalt said Grenada now is a "loyal and trusted ally.
  And it better stay that way or we'll whip up on it again....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
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• Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
  Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
• During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
  The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
• Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say
  Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit....
• Mr. Reagan listed few goals for the future in his GOP convention speech.
  Maybe the good news is he doesn't have many. ---- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles!...
• I have no plans for a tax increase," Mr. Reagan says.
  Like some other things will it happen without planning?...
• Geologists say they've found an earthquake fault within 3 miles of Mr.
  Reagan's ranch. Just 3 miles? How does he do it? Even THAT can't be called Reagan's Fault....