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• Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the year has two April 15s in it.
  Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice presidential candidate....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
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• I am writing this on the morning following an event of great national shock.
  The Republicans have chosen Dan Quayle as the Vice-Presidential candidate....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
• Subject: something to show for it Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a "spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
  He remarked that it will be good, for once, to see something that a Presidential candidate has done....
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• This joke, making the rounds in Warsaw, was related in an editorial in the Boston Globe, 6/3/89.
  {ed Edited} A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close....