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Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.
Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....
Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....