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Acoustic Used to play pool. Denial
A river in Egypt. Buccaneer: The price of corn....
Ah well, they say its not as bad as they say it is.
..... People have one thing in commo...
Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not yet."....
A closed mouth catches no feet.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, But I have been in the shade for years.
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As you walk through the great pasturefield of life..........
He's so dumb he thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!
Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
Maybe it was something your mother took during pregnacy.........

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