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Fascinating Captain.
I have made no undetected errors...
People have one thing in common, all are differe
Courage isn't haveing the strength to go on - it's going on when you don't have the strength.
Life is a s--t sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
Never joke with the ignorant. They take it serious and think you're crazy.
There are four stages of senility: 1. You forget peoples names.
2. You forget their faces. 3. You forget to zip up. 4. You forget to zip down....
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