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• While we are on the subject, here is another mathematical limerick which I have > not seen lately
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• Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back - looks better on paper.
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• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
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• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
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• This limerick was previously posted incorrectly. The integral limit has been changed.
  ] Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back - looks better on paper....
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