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  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....
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  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Two Cows. . . FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
  PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows....
• A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows, the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
  One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Heard from a friend, some years ago: Three bulls -- a big bull, a medium sized bull, and a small bull -- were standing by a fence one day, chewing grass and looking out over the fields.
  The big one says, "See all of them cows out there?...