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• A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P.
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  Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians....
• All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
  -- Keane's Kriterio...
• A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.
  Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire....
• A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.
  Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire....
• A mathematician has been invited to speak at a conference.
  His talk is announced as <p>Proof of the Riemann hypothesis....