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• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
  "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work.
  He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig....
• There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.
  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke....
• The Crying Husband A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
  In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs....
• A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
  In the first room she said she would like a pale blue....