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• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
  Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
• Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
  "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
• Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles.
  The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing?...
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
• Little Johnny... A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing.
  A group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria....