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Why Is Sex Like A Bridge Game? You Don't Need A Partner If You Have A Good Hand.
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Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keyword...
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