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• A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy a pound of kielbasa.
  You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that?...
• Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.
• Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Q: Why does the new Polish navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old Polish navy.
• Why do Polish people have such beautiful noses? -- They're handpicked.
• Q: Why don't Polish women use vibrators? A: It chips their teeth.
• A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
  The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...
• Q: How do you tell a polish ladder from a normal one?
  A: Polish ladders have "STOP" stenciled at the top....