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• Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
  How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
• A Brit and a Scot where standing on a corner talking when an Irishman walked up.
  You know what," said O'Brien, "I just went into that pub over there, ordered a pint, and played some darts....
• This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a business tour.
  When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby....
• Two Ukrainians went hunting. One accidentally shot the other.
  The shootee rushed the shot to the hospital and watched while they wheeled his friend into the O....
• Irish Logic... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more....
• Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle, "Lather, rinse, repeat.
  Why did the calculus student have so much trouble making Kool-Aid?...
• An Irishman entered Mastermind: they asked him his name, he said pass.
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
  ---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....