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• A conductor, while taking tickets on the train, noticed a lady with a small and extremely ugly baby on her lap.
  Lady," the conductor said, "that is by far the ugliest baby I have ever seen....
• The universe is laughing behind your back.
• Whats hard, and round and sticks out of your clothes far enough that you can hang a hat on it?
  -- Your head...
• Coming soon to a universe near you!
• There's this guy in a bar that's saying he knows everybody, and will bet anybody on it.
  So this guy walks up and says, "I bet you don't know Burt Rynolds....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...