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• Collect all your urine in a small jug.
• The Federal Government's New, Unabridged medical Dictionary
  Barium: What you do when the patient dies Urine: The opposite of "You're out!...
• MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
  .................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....
• Redneck medical terms: Artery......................
  The study of paintings. Benign........................
• Medical Terminology for the Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The study of fine paintings Barium -- What you do when CPR fails Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To live longer Fester -- Quicker G.
• Blonde Medical Terminology Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.
  E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G....
• What did the Pole do when he found out he had sugar in his urine?
  He pissed on his corn flakes.......
• If pro is the opposite of con, then congress is the opposite of ...
• A man with a pain in his arm called a doctor to make an appointment.
  The secretary told him to bring a sample of his morning urine with him....