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• Aw Honey... just one more message, honest...
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
  "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Useful Work Phrases: ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  ** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist....
• Ok, One more time... This is our answering machine.
  .. This is the message on our answering machine... ..Any questions?...
• BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!
• A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live.
  He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets make love....