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While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
Politicians may be smarter than you think. Notice that they kiss babies but don't hang around long enough for the babies to do anything back.
Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
The smarter you are, the easier some vet's job is.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.
The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead....
I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and said &quo
for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian! I said &quo...
Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known: That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
That I could change so much and barely realize it....
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will soon join the show's cast.
"The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia Willis, public-relations director for D....