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If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will!
Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will...
Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunde
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!