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• There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
  The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....
• What Were They Thinking? (taken from resumes submitted to various employers) "1881-1995
  pent my time teaching and going to school for computer science....
• It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
  The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained posession....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
• This universe is BORING without the Romulans!
• We've been *there*, and found it boring...
• Drilling for oil is boring þ