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My Life May Be Strange, But At Least It's Not Boring!
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My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring!
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My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring!
Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in school, but don't.
Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest- back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found their way into the standard curriculum....
Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)
Boy's Life, May 1973: Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
Things Kids Should Learn in School: ** Life is not fair.
Get used to it. ** The real world won't care as much about your self esteem as your school does....
Go ahead. Dake my may.