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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLD Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
  The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals....
• One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra.
  The priest took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like this?...
• As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long
  he became a successful performer in show business....
• An Irish Lass... As soon as she had finished convent school
  a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business....