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Peewee Fired His Lawyer. He Said He Could Handle It Himself.
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Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
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Stoopid People Oklahoma City - Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer.
Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber....
Stuck on an Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
Family History The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards....
Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?...
The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....