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End of Message - Stop reading.
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and numbe
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI....
Why are you reading this? Message is above.
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
Programmers must wash hands after flushing buffe
Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what?
You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn.......
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....