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I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one...
I have a YEN for things like tha
I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause...
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I cannot afford to waste my time making money!
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