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• Bombs don't kill people. Explosions do!
• This is a wonderful time to be alive," Mr. Reagan is telling campaign audiences.
  For one thing, we're in the period between atomic bombs....
• EQUATION FOR SOLVING THE GULF CRISIS ------------------------------------ (Iraq) + (cruise missiles) + (F15 Fighter/Bombers) + (Stealth Fighters) + (2000 lb bombs) = GIANT GLASS PARKING LOT.
• If you wait, it will go away.
• Life it seems, will fade away...
• Here's the official Iraqi weather forecast for the next few day
  Temperatures reaching 6000 degrees Mostly overcast, with some scattered mushroom clouds and 500 pound bombs throughout the countryside coming from nowhere....
• A Polish statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
  Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low....
• Teacher: Ernest! Why are you late to class again?
  Dirty Ernie: Sorry Miss, I've been down at the creek sticking cherry bombs up frogs' asses ....