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Don't panic...you have your towel, right?
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MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans ** After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
Always know where your towel is.
How To Give A Cat A Pill 1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms.
Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle....
Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel
Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
You have the right to remain silent....
Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....