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'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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A: Soo...how am I doing? B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
PICK-UP REBUTTALS 1) Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
Direct from the ABS convention at IWS (West Houston, TX)
On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
This is McCarren International departure information Delta.
2100 zulu, [weather, approach information, notams, etc....
Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
Clinton at the Bank If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us.
.. this is how it SHOULD have gone: Hi, Mrs. and Mrs....
Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....
Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement.