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Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
Your so out to lunch you make me hungry.
Unknown MAN TALK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT -------- ------------------ You want.
I know what you should want....
Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
A guy, who just joined the Foreign Legion was sent to North Africa.
After three months of sleeping in the trackless wastes, he started getting sex hungry....
You Know You Work In the '90s When... 20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
19. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
How to make us Women happy... What do you think ladies?
Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single rule applie...