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• This is one that a friend of a friend of mine did to his mom.
  This kid was going somewhere with his mom in the car....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
  Next day, the bus approached the same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again....
• A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil.
  Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil, and drives away....
• Iraqi Head Seeks Arm
• Lunch at the Y!
• Artists do it in oil