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• Why do women have legs? -So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
• Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like.
• We suppose the name goes back to the first person whose hut was burned to the ground, causing him to point and say, "Look!
  Fire works!...
• SAN FRANCISCO - The state commission investigating the California Supreme Court decides whether to go to court to compel Chief Justice Rose Bird to answer questions about news leaks.
  Slug AM-Court Probe. Developing. Laserphoto covering....
• A guy, who just joined the Foreign Legion was sent to North Africa.
  After three months of sleeping in the trackless wastes, he started getting sex hungry....
• Bill joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out in the Sahara desert, far from any town.
  During his orientation session, he asked the sergeant what the legionnaires did when they had to relieve their urge....
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....