Bill joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out in
the Sahara desert, far from any town. During his orientation session,
he asked the sergeant what the legionnaires did when they had to
relieve their urge. "The desert provides, son," the sergeant said.
"When you feel the need at night go to the hut by the palm tree outside
the fort. There's a hole in the side. Stick your dick in the hole and
you'll get relief." Bill was very skeptical, but soon he was about to
go out of his skull. He waited until the sun descended, then ran out
to the hut and stuck his dick in the hole. Sure enough, a pair of warm
lips surrounded his member and quickly brought him to ecstasy. Bill
suddenly had a new view of life in the legion. He visited the hut the
next night and the third. But on the fourth night, when he thrust his
penis in, nothing happened. He rushed back, found the sergeant and
asked him what the hell was going on. "Forgot to tell you," the
sergeant said, "it's your night to sit in the hut."
