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• May all your tribbles be little ones....
• Yet another answer to that silly revenge problem: Tape down the little white things that spring up when you lift the receiver.
  (another alternative would be to open up the phone and remove two little spring things so that the white things don't come up at all....
• A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
  B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case....
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
• Computer Haikus Your file is that big? It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Chaos reigns within....
• Careful, your daughter might be dating a SAILOR!
• Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in.
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.