Why Don't Chickens Have Lips?

Why Don't Chickens Have Lips?

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Why don't chickens have lips?

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Q: Why are chickens so ugly? A: They have a pecker on their face
Why do women have two pairs of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear? A: Because their peckers are on their face.
Recently the 2000 candidates were asked the age old questio
Why did the chicken cross the road? VICE PRESIDENT GORE...
There was a young fellow named Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don`t bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when they pucker.
Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
Q: Why do blacks keep chickens? A: So the kids can learn how to strut.
Why were women given two sets of lips? So they could piss and moan at the same time.