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I used to have a good reason, but I forgot.
I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST !
I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died.
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was insane once, now I'm here in Memphis.
I was like this BEFORE watching Weather Channel non-stop.
I was pleased to answer promptly. I said I didn't know.
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