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How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb? None, vampires like the dark.
What's the only thing used sanitary napkins are good for? Tea bags for vampires.
We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!
One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what they would like to drink
he first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma....
Three vampires walk into a bar. the first one says "I'll have a pint of blood".
The second one says "That sounds good! I'll have the same"....
One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
Three vampires walked into a bar and sat at a corner table.
The barmaid walked over and asked what they would like to drink....
Calgary, Alberta Feb 17 1988 AP; A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game between Poland and Czeckoslavakia today.
When the Czech team skated onto the ice in their new Michael Jackson look team uniforms, the New Polish team (the tallest hockey team ever put into a uniform, averaging slightly more than 3 meters tall) refused to take to the ice....