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Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you.
Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?
Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here.
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager.
Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Sign in a Norwegian lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further.
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