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When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed....
Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street?
Well, two held the woman while the third one did her hair....
If two lesbians and two fags leave New York for San Francisco, who gets there first?
The lesbians. While they are doing 69, the fags are still packing their shit!...
What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
Why did the homosexual leave home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Why did he come back? He couldn't stand to leave his brother's behind....
What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're both in the shit!...
Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get shit-faced?...
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in thi...
What do lesbians like more than Levi Jeans? Billy Jeans.

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