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Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipme
operators on strike due to broken coffee machine
backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD
UPS interrupted the server's powe
The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was so he yanked the ethernet out.
The keyboard isn't plugged i
The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room
The electricity substation in the car park blew up.
The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown ou
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