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The salesman drove over the CPU board.
The monitor is plugged into the serial po
Root nameservers are out of sync
electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.
your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
he real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.
he printer thinks its a router.
he router thinks its a printer.
evil hackers from Serbia.
we just switched to FDDI.
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