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Just type 'mv * /dev/null'.
unaway cat on system.
Did you pay the new Support Fee?
We only support a 1200 bps connection.
We only support a 28000 bps connection.
Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.
I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor.
he curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.
The monitor needs another box of pixels.
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