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Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.
My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.
Big to little endian conversion erro
You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)
Dumb terminal
Zombie processes haunting the compute
Incorrect time synchronizatio
Defunct processe
Stubborn processe
on-redundant fan failure
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