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_Rosin_ core solder? But...
Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...
The computer fleetly, mouse and all.
Your cat tried to eat the mouse.
The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.
It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time.
(namely none allowed....)...
Too much radiation coming from the soil.
Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....
Program load too heavy for processor to lift.
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