BOFH Excuses

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RPC_PMAP_FAILURE
kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.
Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds.
Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines....
Quantum dynamics are affecting the transisto
Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficke
We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse.
Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us....
Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us.
Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)
We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.

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