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Processes running slowly due to weak power supply
Our ISP is having {switching,routing,SMDS,frame relay} problem
We've run out of license
Interference from lunar radiatio
Standing room only on the bus.
You need to install an RTFM interface.
That would be because the software doesn't work.
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
We're upgrading /dev/null
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