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The pudding is in the student. The student needs some exercise.
Girls don't give hugs if your code has bugs.
Random stomping seldom catches bugs.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
Feature: a desirable attribute of a program. Bug: an undesireable attribute of a program to be fixed in the near future.
Beature: an undesireable attribute of a program which will not be fixed no...
Computer scientists can do anything except chemistry and accounting, and that is by choice.
Ignorance is the ally of deception.
Sometimes the problem isn't the high cost of living, but the cost of high living.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
A man of means means more than a man who's mean.
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