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Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Ca...
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did no...
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
! Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!...
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic. Chandle
Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe: No, not the used wax....
Rachel: Fine. [on the phone] Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies. Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies....
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up.
And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...

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